إضحك مع أمن الدولة - Ed7ak ma3a #amndawla (amn eldawla) =)


As usual we never fail to turn a historic and huge situation/event to a humor one! =)
After the latest events of taking over many amn dawla buildings (started from Alexandria on the 5th March 2011) as a result of seeing smoke coming out of these buildings, people thought that they are burning evidence and important papers and reports, which turned out to be true somehow. 
A few jokes have been out, here are a few, enjoy =)


  • العثور علي ورق بأمن الدولة يثبت أن الشعب المصري إختار ملوخية مش جمبري
  • بعد أعادة المقارنه مع الواقع الحالي، قررت أجهزة السنيما و التلفزيون أعادة تصنيف فيلم هي فوضه كفيلم رومانسي
  • يعنى ايه كوكا زيرو - يعنى تبقى ظابط فى امن الدولة و يقبض عليك اتنين ملتحين
  • "جماعه امن الدوله المحظوره"
  • مفيش ملفات في أمن الدولة بتثبت تورط الأهلي في منع الزمالك من الوصول للدوري؟ 
  • الشعب يعلن افتتاح مهرجان القراءة للجميع داخل مقار امن الدولة و الدعوة عامة
  • سبحان الله .. أقوى جهاز في مصر يتهاوى خلال ساعات قليلة .. الأنظمة الدكتاتورية طلعت جامدة من بره وطرية ولذيذة من جوه
  • نفسي أفهم .. لمّا ألاقي ملف عن تحركات حسني وسوزان يبقى الجهاز ده شغال لحساب مين؟؟؟؟؟
  • لأ وفي ناس تقولك مصر بقت غابة .. اومال قبل كده كانت "أمن الدولة هايتس"!؟
  • عيل قاعد على النت 24 ساعة. ابوه قاله لو مذاكرتش دلوقتى هقطع النت. الولد: انته ناسى اخر واحد قطع النت عملنا فيه اه؟
  • وفاة جهاز مباحث أمن الدولة بعد إصابته باسفكسيا الاختناق نتيجة ابتلاعه لمستندات مفرومة
  • مظاهرات و إعتقالات فى الصين .... أحمدك يا رب أخيراً بنصدر للصين.


Comments

  1. Aya adelNovember 21, 2011 at 12:12 PM

    Hahahaha , that was hilarious!
    I liked the post so damn much,,
    I'm Egyptian btw :)

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  2. KhaledNovember 23, 2011 at 5:34 AM

    Thanks :), but the real thanks should go to our whole Egyptian nation for their humor in tough times ;)

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